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Sooooo, after looking at the wiki after wanting to see if it updated to have Heavy's revealed name, Misha, and seeing it was short for Mikhail, I decided to do some research on the name. Turns out it's a Hebrew variant of Michael. Yeah. Heavy is likely Jewish! Awesome! Because of this, my brother and I started thinking of ideas where one year, Valve releases the Mann-ischewitz Update, complete with a hat called the Killer's Kipah, a misc item called Mann-ischevitz, which is a little wine bottle, and a quote or two for each class.
Scout: Oy ge-BONK!
Heavy: You are all babies! L'chaim!
Soldier: You will all taste the fury of my Liberty Latke!
And so on. Also the update could be posted by Heavy and at the end there's a soundclip of him singing Hava Nagila in "do-do-do's" and/or "ya-da-da's". Let the hilarity of this all sink in. And to make sure none of you get the wrong idea or think I'm being offensive for some reason, the reason I found this discovery so interesting is because I'm Jewish and get excited when I find out a character I love is also Jewish. Enjoy these little ideas and, if any of you guys understand these jokes, laugh until your faces are tomato-red!
So i was gonna make a chibi comic for TF2 called Meet the Angel, starring me in my heaven form, with what i imagine my first day fighting with the RED team would be like. however i feel way to lazy to draw it, but I can tell you it would be mostly like Smile HD by MisterDavie, the same person who made Cupcakes HD. so imagine me, with a giant wooden hammer that can decapitate the blu heavy w/ a single hard blow, can hit the hearts and ribs right out of the chests of any two blu mercs, can do basically what Pinkie does to rainbow dash to the blu scout, can fire a lazer to basically vaporize any 1 or 3 blu mercs, then i get hit w/ a rocket, but am unharmed as i reveal my true angelic form and fry the remaining blus w/ a blast w/ power not unlike a nuclear bomb. so imagine that when you watch Smile HD. i dont think i could make it look cool enough, even if it is all chibis. i would be very happy if someone loved these visons enough to draw it themselves, but there's no need to go through that trouble. so yeah.
Monday, September 9, I begin my senior year of high school. Wish me luck my heavenly followers! lol
I feel bad that I asked for help so there's no need to give up your metal for me
I'm trying to get enough metal to afford my dream unusual in TF2, but to do that i need at least 22 keys worth of metal or a butt-ton of metal plus lots of keys. If you're interested in helping me get my dream unusual for the sake of being a good friend and have me in your steam friends list, feel free to give me any spare metal or weapons you may have! The hat itself would also be greatly appreciated
One of my steam buddies needs lots of support!

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So my pal Furzfanger of TeamBreakfastTV is in need of a new intro video for the TeamBreakfastTV reactions and stuff. If you are interested please check out the video for the announcement on Youtube to get the email to send it to. Thank you.
The Corndogs are coming! the Corndogs are coming!
Im low on motivation to draw Factelligence peeps, so i need everyone i know who can draw better than me to draw Factelligence to help give me motivation! As you all know Ive been wanting to see better art of them so... GO!!! :3
...For a bunch of Factelligence art! With all the positive feedback I've been getting for the creation of my first yaoi couple, which is also from what I've seen the only shipping between Fact and Intelligence where they're both male, I plan to focus more on the couple! What's also compelling me to draw more of them is the amazing story of my friend and how he met his current boyfriend! Thanks a lot Furzfanger of Team Breakfast! Ya know I might try to start up a group for this pairing where all the art is yaoi, but without it being perverted! Hopefully I do see my creation drawn by better artists than me! Enjoy!
so with what's left of vol 4 i am making a series inspired by The Adventures of Keychain Wheatley by Mizuki-Anya! hope you enjoy!
so yeah i cant think of a single thing to draw that id like to put up here. i only have like 6 or 7 pages left in vol 4 and i cant think of anything i wanna. maybe the red team in halloween costumes but i really dont have any motivation to do so. so i wont be posting anything for a while til i come up w/ good material. then maybe i can move onto vol 5. btw sorry that vol 4 has been mostly portal 2 stuff but i couldnt think of anything tf2 related to draw and as you guys know i havent been playing as much since i got a bf, so dont expect anything from me for a while k?
Been thinkin' 'bout you ev'ryday since
you said that you might like me.
Despite this distance between us I know
we'll meet one day, just wait and see!
You say no matter how little we may talk,
if you're talkin' to me, you're happy,
but sometimes I wish I could talk to you more~

This cyber love makes me happy as can be!
When I see that you're online it's the best thing all day that I see!
I'd give up playing TF2
just to have more time to be cute with you!
This cyber love is the best thing that has ever happened to me!

We never seem to quarrel, if you ask me, that's pretty sweet!
When we play together we never rage at each other or ever cheat.
You'll follow me to any server and I'll gladly follow you!
But if I get pwned I'm all like OH MY GOD! MADRE DE DIOS! OH MON DIEUX!

This cyber love makes me happy as can be!
When I see that you're online it's the best thing all day that I see!
I'd give up playing TF2
just to have more time to be cute with you!
This cyber love is the best thing that has ever happened to me!

Sure, you're pretty cliche,
but I just love when you talk that way!
It's my absolute favorite part of the day~
When I'm not talking to you I feel like cryin'!
If I don't see you all day I might as well be dyin'!

This cyber love makes me happy as can be!
When I see that you're online it's the best thing all day that I see!
I'd give up playing TF2
just to have more time to be cute with you!
This cyber love is the best thing that has ever happened to me!(2x)
im too lazy to make breakup art so pyro will stay my video game crush lol
well ive got news for ya guys: seeing that i have a cyber-boyfriend now which is like a real boyfriend, Pyro and I are sort of breaking up. my parents are most likely not gonna let me get a premium membership just so i can change my username but wutevs ill stick with it. gonna have to make some breakup art though. oh well!
thats right guys! while i still have one more page to post in vol 3, it was Christmas related so im waiting to post it til around december! vol 4 isnt quite finished though i have a buttload of pages to fill and i already have some ideas! feel free to send me tf2, portal 2, adventure time, or even pony related requests! not too many pony requests though i cant draw ponies too well unless i find a good way to chibify them. thanks a bunch, dudes!
Look at this game
isnt it neat?
Team Fortress 2's a game
that makes me complete.
Wouldnt you say Im a girl-
a girl who really loves this game?

Comedy mixed with
huge explosive fights.
Ive been known to play this game
every night.
Look at my art and my dreams.
Youd think that Ive dreamt everything.

Ive got comics and ocs a-plenty.
Ive got chibis and fan art galore.
Drawings of me? Maybe twenty!
But who cares? No big deal.
I want more~

I wanna be where the RED Team is.
I wanna see them- see them killing.
Beating the foe with those- What do ya call em?
Oh, crits.
Oh, I want to aid them in their fights.
Maybe have my own cool weapons:
A hammer, bomb-zooka, and poison dart gun~
Out with their hats! Out having fun!
Out fighting everyday in the sun
wonderously.
Wish I could be
part of their world~

What I would give,
oh how Id live
to fight with Heavy.

What I would pay
to spend a day
with Tavish DeGroot.

Oh, how Id love
to soar up above
with Solly rocket jumping!

Engineer,
Id be there,
if only i could~

Then there's the one who's close to my heart:
The one the only-
only Pyro. Watching his enemies-
What's it called? Burn~

I dont know when.
I dont know how,
but i know that I wanna die right now~!
I wish i could die...
Then to Heaven Id fly...
To be part of their...
World~
-The human forms of Wheatley, GLaDOS, Rick, Space, Curiosity, and Fact from the portal games drawn by forte-girl7 will live in my home.
+ I estimate Wheatley's age to be 23, GLaDOS to be around 25, Rick to be around 27, Fact to be about 26, and Space and Curiosity will be 16.
-I will have a black and grey teacup pig named Thaddeus who I will receive for my birthday during the steampunk year of my home.

That is all!
Sooo I have to go back to school tomorrow and start junior year which sux cuz even though it's only a half day my bus is coming at 6:27 so i need to be up even earlier than I had to last year! I don't wanna go back to school! I wanna be lazy and play tf2, go on youtube, dA, my little brony, pokememes, and video game memes, and watch all that and investigation discovery!